Conditionally Making a Sound

@Jeff
My Excel Toolbox includes the following function to play a sound, including a .wav file:
=BeepThis([ThisSound], [ThisValue], [ThisCount], [Wait])
The four optional arguments are described in my previous comment below. For your requirement (assuming cell A1), try something like this:
=IF(A1>0,BeepThis("Tada",A1),IF(A1<0,BeepThis("Chord",A1),A1))
ThisSound can be set to the full path of any .wav file on your system; for example: "C:\Windows\Media\Windows Logon.wav"
%SystemRoot%\Media (usually C:\Windows\Media) is the default folder and .wav is the default type, so this would match the example: "Windows Logon"
My Excel Toolbox also includes the following text-to-speech function:
=Speak(This)
where This is a range or value (text, numeric, logical, or error). So you could simply speak the value of A1 like this:
=Speak(A1)
See https://excelribbon.tips.net/T012857
And https://sites.google.com/view/MyExcelToolbox/

Is there a way to have multiple .wav sounds go off based on condition? For example, I'd like to have audio when the cell is >0 and a different audio when <0.
Thank you,
Jeff

Here is my version of BeepThis. (Apologies for poor VBA code format when posting comments here.)

#If VBA7 And Win64 Then ' 64-bit Excel under 64-bit Windows
Private Declare PtrSafe Function PlaySound Lib "winmm.dll" Alias "PlaySoundA" _
(ByVal lpszName As String, ByVal hModule As LongPtr, ByVal dwFlags As LongPtr) As LongLong
#ElseIf VBA7 Then ' 64-bit Excel in all environments
Private Declare PtrSafe Function PlaySound Lib "winmm.dll" Alias "PlaySoundA" _
(ByVal lpszName As String, ByVal hModule As LongPtr, ByVal dwFlags As LongPtr) As Long
#Else ' 32-bit Excel
Private Declare Function PlaySound Lib "winmm.dll" Alias "PlaySoundA" _
(ByVal lpszName As String, ByVal hModule As Long, ByVal dwFlags As Long) As Long
#End If

Const SND_SYNC = &H0 ' wait for sound to play
Const SND_ASYNC = &H1 ' no wait
Const SND_ALIAS = &H10000 ' play system event sound
Const SND_FILENAME = &H20000 ' play sound filepath

Public Function BeepThis(Optional ByVal ThisSound As String = "Beep" _
, Optional ByVal ThisValue As Variant _
, Optional ByVal ThisCount As Integer = 1 _
, Optional ByVal Wait As Boolean = False) As Variant

Dim sPath As String, flags As Long

If IsMissing(ThisValue) Then ThisValue = ThisSound
BeepThis = ThisValue
If ThisCount > 1 Then Wait = True
flags = -(Not Wait)

sPath = LCase(ThisSound)
Select Case sPath
Case "beep"
Beep ' ignore ThisCount and Wait
Exit Function
Case "asterisk", "default", "exclamation", "hand", "notification", "question"
sPath = "System" + StrConv(sPath, vbProperCase)
flags = (flags Or SND_ALIAS)
Case "chimes", "chord", "notify", "ringout", "tada"
sPath = Environ("windir") + "\media\" + sPath + ".wav"
flags = (flags Or SND_FILENAME)
Case Else
sPath = ThisSound
flags = (flags Or SND_FILENAME)
End Select

Do While ThisCount > 0
PlaySound sPath, 0, flags ' if error, default sound will play
ThisCount = ThisCount - 1
Loop

End Function

Syntax: BeepThis([ThisSound], [ThisValue], [ThisCount], [Wait])

All four arguments are optional.

ThisSound is a text value (case is ignored) indicating the sound to play (default is "Beep"). The following values are recognized:
"Beep" - standard VBA Beep (one time only)
"Asterisk", "Default", "Exclamation", "Hand" (aka Critical Stop), "Notification", "Question" - standard Windows system sounds (see Control Panel > Sound or right-click Taskbar > Speaker and pick Sounds)
"Chimes", "Chord", "Notify", "Ringout", "Tada" - WAV files usually found under C:\Windows\media
ThisSound can also be set to the path of any WAV file on your system; for example, "C:\Windows\media\Windows Logon.wav"

If ThisSound cannot be played (for example, ThisSound=""), the system "Default" sound will play (if available).

ThisValue is the value (text, numeric, etc.) returned by BeepThis. If ThisValue is missing, the text value of ThisSound will be returned.

Unless ThisSound is "Beep" it will play ThisCount times (default is one time). Be careful with ThisCount (perhaps 3 or less) because Excel will be unresponsive while ThisSound is repeated; press the Esc key to interrupt play. If ThisCount<1, no sound will play unless ThisSound is "Beep" (the default).

If Wait is TRUE, BeepThis will wait for the ThisSound to finish play before returning. If Wait is FALSE (the default value), BeepThis will not wait. If ThisCount>1, then Wait will be forced TRUE. If ThisSound="Beep" (the default), then Wait will be ignored.

For example, if the formula in a cell is:
=BeepThis() - play the standard VBA Beep and return "Beep"
=BeepThis(,"Once",10) - play the VBA Beep once (ignore ThisCount) and return "Once"
=BeepThis("Tada",A1,A1) - play "Tada" A1 times (unless A1<1) and return A1
=IF(WEEKDAY(TODAY(),2)>5,BeepThis("Hand","Weekend",2),"Workday")

Notice no sound is played unless the cell's formula is recalculated and ThisCount>0 or ThisSound="Beep" (the default).

Hello, is there easy way to make this work with 64 bit office?

If the sound file is not presnt en 64 32 bit
Option Explicit

#If VBA7 Then
Private Declare PtrSafe Function PlaySound Lib "winmm.dll" _
Alias "PlaySoundA" (ByVal lpszName As String, _
ByVal hModule As Long, ByVal dwFlags As Long) As Long
#Else
Private Declare Function PlaySound Lib "winmm.dll" _
Alias "PlaySoundA" (ByVal lpszName As String, _
ByVal hModule As Long, ByVal dwFlags As Long) As Long
#End If
Const SND_SYNC = &H0
Const SND_ASYNC = &H1
Const SND_FILENAME = &H20000

Function SoundMe() As String
On Error Resume Next
Call PlaySound("c:\windows\media\tada.wav", 0, SND_ASYNC Or SND_FILENAME)
If Err.Number <> 0 Then BeepMe
Err.Clear
On Error GoTo 0
SoundMe = ""
End Function

Function BeepMe() As String
Beep
BeepMe = ""
End Function